I’m normally a pretty even-keel kinda gal (even-keel meaning I’m always on the verge of anger and have a perpetual resting bitchface, but I’m consistent), Sal is a little more on the emotional side, but generally she’s pretty predictable. Not this month though. This month has been insane. Sal has been on Synarel nasal spray 3 times a day and 6x Progynova a day! Whilst I have been injecting Puregon and Orgalutran.

Theres been A LOT of ovary-acting.

I cry at nothing. Absolutely nothing. Like watching re-runs of Lost makes me cry. And not just because its a terrible show! My work colleague seems to think the hormones have made me more ‘human’, according to her she’d quite like to keep them going. According to me they have done nothing but made my tear ducts disobedient and it is just not acceptable! Sally has been a more heightened version of herself with a bit more anger thrown in. She’s snappy and grumpy and wants to talk about her ‘feelings’ all the time. Like, its 11pm and I’m trying to sleep and she wants to talk about her ‘feelings’!? No. Its not fun. The hormones make me cramp and cry. They make Sally snap and sook. To repeat my earlier statement – this baby better be worth it.